I hate playing with dinosaurs. Common sense would dictate that they would be excellent poker players, as they are incapable of facial expression. I’ve deduced that when they lunge at you and eat your face, they’re displeased, but I don’t know if you could call that a facial expression per se. It’s like Wild West movies where everybody pulls out a six-shooter, except instead of a gun, it’s a dinosaur, and instead of being shot, your face gets eaten. However, I digress. My original point was that dinosaurs should be good at poker, and yet this is simply not the case. Take, for example, a game I held earlier this very evening.

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